We have a big announcement to make... Ben has been called as our ward's newest Scout Master.
Yes, his prior experience with not only
attending Wood Badge, but also
completing the training, got leaked and before he knew it the assignment was his.
So, here is our little dilemma. Well, actually two dilemmas.
First dilemma:
Sister Smith accused Ben of being on the fast track to becoming Bishop one day, stating that Scout Master is merely a stepping stone. Ben told her that was crazy talk. So, you may wonder, why is Ben documenting this thing? Is it vanity? No, Ben has stated on more than one occasion that he would be an incompetent bishop. Thus, if he was ever called to be bishop, he knows the calling would have to be from God because any man who called him would be crazy!
Actually, Ben is only documenting this in the interest of being able to rub it in Sister Smith's face when he is on his death bed and still not a bishop. And, on the outside chance that he does get called someday to be a bishop, Sister Smith will be able to point to this post and say, "I told ya so!" Of course, Ben's ability to prove her wrong on his death bed depends on Sister Smith outliving him, which is possible, since she is
so young (we're not sure she's going to buy that statement, but she might be flattered by it) and women tend to live longer than men.
Second dilemma:
our van. While it is great for hauling a bunch of stuff (like scouting equipment), it isn't exactly friendly on the wallet with how it guzzles gas. So, if anyone has any economically feasible suggestions as to where we might be able to trade in our beast of a van for an inexpensive used minivan, we're all ears.