Today is
Veterans Day. For much of the world's workforce, it involves a day off. In Ben's world, his employer gave him the day off but made it mandatory for him to come in for the annual employee appreciation banquet. The banquet involves a speech from the agency president, some other things, and then an "Outstanding Service Award" ceremony. The ceremony is divided into two parts - one for "old timers" and one for new comers (those who have been employed less than a year - which gives you an idea of the turnover rate for the agency!).
The awards are based on nominations from your co-workers. For Ben's first banquet, he had been employed for less than a month, which was not enough time for him to make a positive impression. Last year Ben was sadly overlooked, which left him with little hope that this year would be any different.
So Ben did what any crazy person would when they have nothing left to lose - he nominated himself. Apparently, in the five years that Saint Francis Community Services has held the banquet, no one has ever thought to nominate themselves (which is why it was not a stipulation on the nomination form - though it is a safe bet it will be on the form next year!). Although the committee designated to choose winners allegedly threw out Ben's self-nomination, it seems to have kept his name in their minds. That, combined with the nominations of his co-workers, resulted in the following victory:


However, Ben was also slighted at this year's banquet. The company had proposed a talent show - which Ben signed up for with his friend Todd (to perform a comedy routine). Apparently only one other guy (also doing comedy) signed up, so the talent show was canceled due to lack of interest. This would have been fine, except for the other guy was invited to the stage to be acknowledged for entering as the ONLY contestant, while Todd and Ben sat in the audience with gaping mouths.
This resulted in Ben acting out to get attention. The award ceremony is a rather long and drawn out affair. In fact, it can really be quite boring to sit through. So Ben decided to liven it up by kneeling down on stage, as if to be knighted, to receive his award. That, and having a name tag that read "
Captain Awesome," brought laughter to the show (although another employee opted for the name "
Balloon Boy," which was really quite clever). However, no one else followed suit, so the ceremony proceeded as the long and drawn out affair it was meant to be.